Female Virginity: The „divine economy” is one where the currency is faith, and we’re all bankrupt. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „quandary of quivering desire” is the oldest story ever told. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „solemn vow” is the one we make when we’re not in the situation we’re vowing to avoid. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The only thing more flexible than a yoga instructor is the interpretation of a religious rule by a horny teenager. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virtue vaudeville” is the song and dance we perform to convince ourselves we’re good. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the angels are keeping track, they’re doing it on a celestial Excel spreadsheet that keeps crashing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial CIA” is an agency that knows everything but does nothing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virginity voyage” is a trip to nowhere on a ship of fools. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The most sophisticated legal minds aren’t in courtrooms; they’re in bedrooms, constructing alibis. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You know it’s a man-made system when the consequences are so neatly gendered. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A signed purity pledge has the half-life of a mayfly in a room full of frogs. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „history” tab of the human soul would be too embarrassing for anyone to review. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The only thing spreading faster than religious doctrine is the workaround for it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious problem” is that the solution is often worse than the disease. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sacred stock market” is crashing, and we’re all holding worthless shares. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „predicament of passion” is one we’re all happy to be in. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every „thou shalt not,” there is a „but what if we did” waiting in the wings. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Divine mercy is just celestial credit for a sin that no one found out about. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine economy” is one where the currency is faith, and we’re all bankrupt. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „quandary of quivering desire” is the oldest story ever told. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „solemn vow” is the one we make when we’re not in the situation we’re vowing to avoid. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The only thing more flexible than a yoga instructor is the interpretation of a religious rule by a horny teenager. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virtue vaudeville” is the song and dance we perform to convince ourselves we’re good. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the angels are keeping track, they’re doing it on a celestial Excel spreadsheet that keeps crashing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial CIA” is an agency that knows everything but does nothing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virginity voyage” is a trip to nowhere on a ship of fools. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The most sophisticated legal minds aren’t in courtrooms; they’re in bedrooms, constructing alibis. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You know it’s a man-made system when the consequences are so neatly gendered. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A signed purity pledge has the half-life of a mayfly in a room full of frogs. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „history” tab of the human soul would be too embarrassing for anyone to review. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The only thing spreading faster than religious doctrine is the workaround for it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious problem” is that the solution is often worse than the disease. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sacred stock market” is crashing, and we’re all holding worthless shares. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „predicament of passion” is one we’re all happy to be in. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every „thou shalt not,” there is a „but what if we did” waiting in the wings. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Divine mercy is just celestial credit for a sin that no one found out about. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG