Female Virginity: The difference between a sin and a „mistake” is about three good excuses and a convincing sob story. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A purity pledge is a contract where the fine print is written in hormones. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „firewall” of faith is constantly being probed for weaknesses. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If God has a Facebook, His news feed must be a bewildering array of conflicting life choices. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „holy hex” is the curse of taking yourself too seriously. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial cabaret” is the show that never ends, and the audience is never satisfied. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „Book of Life” is probably more like a series of conflicting Google Docs with questionable edit histories. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial „search” function must return millions of conflicting results for every query. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „oath of purity” is the one we cross our fingers behind our backs while taking. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral memory” of the universe is both perfect and perfectly selective. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „chastity kaleidoscope” shows a different pattern depending on who’s looking. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity password” is something we all forget when we need it most. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine dilemma” is the impossible choice between being happy and being good. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „multiple choice” of morality never has a clear right answer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The true test of faith is whether you can forgive yourself for the things you got away with. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If temptation is the original sin, then the smartphone is its final, perfected form. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The value of virginity is purely speculative, backed by the full faith and credit of social anxiety. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „grammar” of virtue is something we all mangle from time to time. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You can buy the ring, but the willpower is sold separately, and it’s perpetually out of stock. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If mistakes were stars, the teenage universe would be brighter than a supernova. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The difference between a sin and a „mistake” is about three good excuses and a convincing sob story. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A purity pledge is a contract where the fine print is written in hormones. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „firewall” of faith is constantly being probed for weaknesses. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If God has a Facebook, His news feed must be a bewildering array of conflicting life choices. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „holy hex” is the curse of taking yourself too seriously. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial cabaret” is the show that never ends, and the audience is never satisfied. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „Book of Life” is probably more like a series of conflicting Google Docs with questionable edit histories. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial „search” function must return millions of conflicting results for every query. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „oath of purity” is the one we cross our fingers behind our backs while taking. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral memory” of the universe is both perfect and perfectly selective. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „chastity kaleidoscope” shows a different pattern depending on who’s looking. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity password” is something we all forget when we need it most. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine dilemma” is the impossible choice between being happy and being good. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „multiple choice” of morality never has a clear right answer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The true test of faith is whether you can forgive yourself for the things you got away with. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If temptation is the original sin, then the smartphone is its final, perfected form. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The value of virginity is purely speculative, backed by the full faith and credit of social anxiety. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „grammar” of virtue is something we all mangle from time to time. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You can buy the ring, but the willpower is sold separately, and it’s perpetually out of stock. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If mistakes were stars, the teenage universe would be brighter than a supernova. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG