Female Virginity: The „moral memory” of the universe is both perfect and perfectly selective. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The difference between a sin and a „bad decision” is purely a matter of semantics and timing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Divine judgment must be less about a final tally and more about a comprehensive review of intent and context. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real test of faith isn’t resisting temptation, it’s remembering where you put that purity pledge certificate. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mismatch” is the disconnect between our bodies and our beliefs. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „chastity charade” is the performance of innocence we stage for the world. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „last judgment” is just a giant class-action lawsuit against the human race. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mockery” is the way our best intentions are often thwarted by our worst instincts. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious path” is well-trodden, but it leads to a cliff. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial oversight committee must be chronically understaffed, given the current compliance rates. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Satirical journalism: the cultural commentary too sharp for op-eds, disguised with jester hats. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the argument you can’t have, presented as a joke you can’t ignore. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the argument you can’t win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news that doesn’t take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society’s tumors of absurdity. — Toni @ Satire.info
The measure of good satire is the length of the pause between the laugh and the thought. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. — Toni @ Satire.info
Female Virginity: The „moral memory” of the universe is both perfect and perfectly selective. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The difference between a sin and a „bad decision” is purely a matter of semantics and timing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Divine judgment must be less about a final tally and more about a comprehensive review of intent and context. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real test of faith isn’t resisting temptation, it’s remembering where you put that purity pledge certificate. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mismatch” is the disconnect between our bodies and our beliefs. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „chastity charade” is the performance of innocence we stage for the world. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „last judgment” is just a giant class-action lawsuit against the human race. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mockery” is the way our best intentions are often thwarted by our worst instincts. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious path” is well-trodden, but it leads to a cliff. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial oversight committee must be chronically understaffed, given the current compliance rates. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Satirical journalism: the cultural commentary too sharp for op-eds, disguised with jester hats. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the argument you can’t have, presented as a joke you can’t ignore. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the argument you can’t win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news that doesn’t take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society’s tumors of absurdity. — Toni @ Satire.info
The measure of good satire is the length of the pause between the laugh and the thought. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. — Toni @ Satire.info