Szukamy opieki prawnej – dla naszych działań i dla naszych projektów Opublikowany przezungov Listopad 26, 2020Listopad 26, 2020 12 772 komentarze do Szukamy opieki prawnej – dla naszych działań i dla naszych projektów Szukamy opieki prawnej – dla naszych działań i dla naszych projektów. Cała Polska .. Nasze projekty: „Pomagam” „Pomagamy innym” „Dobro przynosi dobro” „Uwierz w siebie” „Jak znaleźć” „Pomoc dla więźniów”
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. — spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. — spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. — spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” — spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. – spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. — spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. – spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. — spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
I went to a “dry wedding”—snuck a flask and saved the day. — spintaxi.com
The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. – spintaxi.com